Whoop...I am writing again after so long because I realised that I didnt tell my readers that am still not sure I have that I will be off for a while bcuz I hav Exams soon.

So Omg! I was totally going to completely stop blogging altogether but while I was still thinking about it I realised that I have followers. Whoop!!! and They even left me my first comment. Double Big Whoops!
I felt like it was a sign not to stop blogging. God has really been giving me signs these days. I'll talk about that when I come back from finishing my exams.


Soo...My Exams: I am officially going to start writing my final A'Level Cambridge examinations next week and although I keep lying to every1 about how prepared I am. I am actually mentally freaking out and I wish I would just find an adult thatw ould just encourage me to cheat. (no luck there). Anyways I am done trying to learn and I am back to trying to cram (i guess that's learning in a way tho!).I wi;ll be away for about a month so give or take but when I return i will return with multiple gists. A lot has been going down and will continue to go down...I am taken notes so as to not forget and Laziness shall not be my downfall.


Sooo...Gist List For When I Come Back
1.  More Teenage Relationship Gist: Obviously although a lot of parents WARN their children from this. Us kids find it very hard to not have boyfriends. Even if friends are not doing it, you would definately meet that boy that would definately mix up all that crap for you to swallow and like fools, we would forget the warnings and later on find ourselves haing boyfriend traumas later....Although some kids simply do it to feel "among". hmmm
Anyways i will be dropping serious gist about these relationships and its only fair if I drop my own experience (mummy, you know that i am a good girl) gist.

2.   My Junior Siblings Gist: Basically fourtunately for me, I am the first child of 5 from my father and their is a serious age gap of 6 years (six years no be joke o...u no fit buy am 4 market) between me and my immediate junior. So my and my juniors are constantly battling (sumtyms i feel like those munchkins are ganging up on me) so I shall be giving you past and present (am going home after my exams to meet them) gist.


I really can't be bothered to tlk about the the rest of the gist things mainly because I am lazy, I should be sleeping cuz i have class 2moro, my lappy ba3 will soon die and I simply cant think of others right now so Bye 4 the next month or so...I may randomly drop by once in a while and drop a post but until then bye.

Also I love my 5 followers including myself (yes i am showing myself support) and I love all that views my page. Thanks Guys. Bye. God Bless. Please Stay Out Of Boko Haram's Way! (am not proofreading so if I #Gbagun its not my fault.)

Boarding School Relationship!.....Help Me 2 Get Out Of This Love Triangle

Relationships in boarding don’t tend to last, if it does then it not a real relationship. Yh, your probably thinking that what do sec school kids know about relationships but in my school its hip (cool) to be in a relationship. Nobody actually said it’s the thing to do if you’re cool however it’s like in the unwritten code of conduct for relationships to come forth and you kind of just accept it. Don’t get me wrong Nothing happens to people who are not in relationships and you don’t get forced to go out with anyone but you know na when your senior approaches you and your classmates begin to get jealous of you and you get out of punishments or get extra refreshments. You start to find it hard to say no. Anyways this relationship stuff is wide in my school and I will gist you all later na. There’s plenty and anytime I don’t have anything to write about I’ll update ya on this relationship ish.

         Anyways...moving on for whats  been going on in my life. There is this couple that I know. I met the guy first and even though he was with the chick he decided to try his ‘charms’ with me but I simply wasn’t interested so we remained friends. I then met the chick and at first my girl tried to do shakara for me because she thought I liked the Guy. So we ended up being close all three of us but as you kno na three is a crowd so I normally left them to it but sometimes we wud chill 2geda. I am older than the chik and I turned to adviser and fight finisher for the two of them. Kinda like the mogbo mo branch of their relationship na. These guys have been going out for over 2 years now and the guy normally jokes about my ass but everyone (both boys and girls) does on a normal day so Man no go vex. Am kinda used to the jokes anyhow.

          So.....Me and dis guy got closer still and he still used to joke that he liked me but to I fashi-ed the guy when he took our conversation to that side. When I went home on holiday obviously we still continued talking (no midnight calls) and bbming and he constantly sent me credit so hols was going good na until popsy died and as soon as I told him he increased my number of calls per day just to see how i am and all that stuff. His chick didn’t even call and when I called the girl she didn’t even pick up my calls. Are you getting the vibe yet that my girl is beefing me? If not! Keep reading

              Also during the hols, boy breaks up with girl because he found out that she was cheating. Yh well shit happens. School is back in session and guy and girl are back together because according to the guy she begged him and he wanted to dump her publicly in school anyhow. I begged this guy not to humiliate my friend so he dumped her privately. My chik beefed me because he broke up with her. I didn’t tell him to break with you o...I just said he should not humiliate you. Ah see me see wahala. She ended up not speaking to me and she shared the news that I stole her boyfriend. Chai!! If looks could kill then I would be more 6 feet into the ground because all her friends were helping her curse me. On top man! Wetin una dey find with boyfriend sed! Ahhh!

             Anyhow sha me being me I confronted her oo and told her dat i can’t, won’t and will never go out with the guy so she has nothing to fear. So she calmed down small. Next thing they started going out again. See DYSFUNCTIONAL relationship!!!! Anyhow the guy’s friend dared him to go out with one other chick like this and the guy did to show that he is a badt guy. I sha found out and I told the guy to stop. Later I heard the girl found out and she broke up with the guy. See pot calling kettle black. CHai!!!! Next thing I heard was that she found out about the picture and she didn’t like the way me and the guy still were (which part of I can’t go out with him does she not understand?) being together! Now she is giving me the silent treatment and her eveils looks have started again. FOOLISH GIRL! She is kinda young though! Relationship drama at the age of 14! No be me! I cant come and kill myself on top one boy and how many times do I have to tell the stupid girl that I have nothing to do with the guy and its not like that and won’t ever be like that. I honestly can stop talking to the boy but I don’t want to. He is my friend and has been there for me so I should leave him alone. Ok even if i leave him alone, will the ashewo that he is leave me alone? Hmmm THINK ON THAT!

Daddy....I Love You

The Ever Fun Loving Father!

Mr Ganiyu Dawodu! We Love You!

The Serious Man! The Breadwinner!

 Sweet Father, I no go forget you for the suffer whey you suffer for me eh!

The Respected Man!

                                      Last December I Lost my dad. If you stay in Nigeria and you read the news regularly you may have heard or read it being broadcasted on the news. You probably heard all the false rumors about the police man dieing because he was having sex with a south African woman or a Police woman from ph but obviously I refuse to believe and it really pisses me off that some people would want to add spice to my father's death.
               Anyways I don't really want to write/speak about the event. It was basically a life-changing experience. Nothing like that has ever happened to me before and you just never believe that it would happen.
  
         I think about you every single day daddy and I'll always be your little girl. I promise to embrace my role as your first child and be the glue that holds everyone together irrespective of our mothers and I'll try and do things the way I know you would want it. Funny how we used to fight about the way things should be done now am begging for you to come back so that I can do things just the way you like it.

The Superior Officer

         I've always wanted to be a success story for you and I promise that won't change daddy. I will always love you and I'll never stop. I hope your watching me from heaven and I hope your guiding me from up there. I know I'll make some mistakes but please stay tuned to my life and watch the way I'll turn out.

The Semi - Religious Man

         I've met your last child by the way. My little baby Olamide. She is really cute and I need you to know that I am not angry with you for anything. I love you. I always have. I always will.

P.S You were my role model and you still inspire me and you really touched the souls of many.

The Socialite!

                              From Your Baby - Girl

The Loving Father

Ganiyat Ajoke Dawodu

My Blog is starting to PISS me off!

Can You Imagine! In my last blog i said that I wasn't going to blog about anything until I blog about my dad and I finally sat down yesterday to do the blog about my father yet this www.blogger.com has decided to not add it to the list of my blogs and this is very upsetting...Lets just say that that I manage to write the blog again. It won't have as much emotion in it has the last one.. Blogger should just go and produce my blog for me o. I dont want story oh! Am getting Vexed. Dey should not try me!

Blogs Have Become My Obsessions

I cant remember the last time i blogged and i have really missed it. But yanoo my blog spot and the little number of readers that I have will have to forgive me too because I have been really busy. I know, your probably thinking that what could I possibly be keeping busy with but yanoo last time I checked. I am a student and I do compulsorily (damn see spelling) have to read.Anyways I actually have blogs to post because that is what I do to stay awake in class (its not m fault that some of my teachers are just simply boring!). Before I blog any of the random thoughts that has been going through my mind these past few months though, I have to post about my daddy as a sign of respect to him and I just want him to know if there is internet in heaven that I am and will always think of him every single day of my life. Love you daddy
                                                                       Again an apology to the readers... sorry that I been busy but I don't want to school in 9ja so I have to hustle now in order to enjoy later.

Oh yea b4 I forget... I made some grammatical errors in past posts which was pointed out to me by a friend (lets jus call her M.I bcuz am sure i'll still do a post about her one of these days) and i really did want to go back and edit them however I simply could not be bothered and I didnt have time or internet to waste. Ya Gots 2 Hustle.
 

Memories - Birthdays

Ahh wow..two blogs in one day! normally I am not this lucky to have internet service for so long but since I do. I will make good use of it post AGAIN!

Anyway I was reading a blog by a new blogger just like me and in one of his posts, he was speaking about birthdays and asked what the oldest birthday someone can remember. You can read his blogs at WWW.COOLPRINCEE.WORDPRESS.COM and show him support. (can you imagine I have no confirmation that anyone is reading my blog and I am advertising another blog)

Anyway the first birthday that I can really remember is my fifth birthday and I still feel as though it is the best birthday that i have ever has. I remember it being on a school day and as per normal Nigerian child, my mother cooked jollof rice and chicken for the whole of my class (back then nobody feared jazz or food poisoning). Then i got to wear trad to school plus head tie and i was feeling fly with myself because everybody else was in uniform. Ahhh the joys of childhood

Anyway that all I can remember of that day however the weekend was my birthday party! My first one ever! We closed off more than half of my street with canopies (my house was in abule ijesha,yaba - this was before my butty days) and I changed my clothes like five time. I only remember three outfits though, 1 was a yellow and black polka dot dress, 2nd was a white ruffles shirt and black shiny trousers and the last one that I remember clearly had to be a one piece skirt and blouse because I had difficulties with that when I needed to pee.

I cant remember everything but thankfully I have pictures to remind me of what I have forgotten. Without the pictures, i wont have ever that I had long hair at one point of my life (Thank God for weaves - but that's a story for another day). i saw the pictures of me and some kids and I still dont know who they are - sorry guys. I wont have known that, that (is it grammatically correct to repeat a word - a topic for another day perharps) that famous singer from sierra Leone came and Lastly without the pictures I never would have know how much my parents spent to make me happy for one day or in this case 2days including the school ish.

Au reviour

Very Good Badt Girl

This is a funny story given to me by my economics teacher...he plays more than he teaches but he is effective... The story is sha funny so just enjoy it. Lets call this teacher 'beske' because he is part of the story.

In a Nigerian university settings na....i dont know which one but i sha know that I am not talking about those private butty ones. Anyhow sha these university guys tend to read in lecture rooms at every hour of the day regardless of your department (jacking to improve your standard of living). Anyhow everybody comes together to come and read to prove seriousness. Plus this is also vital. the chairs they had in those universities then were those chairs that were separated but bonded to the next one so all those razz guys would not be tempted to steal them. Prevention is better than cure my people!

So one night na as everyone was readin, Beske was present (trying to form serious guy) sitting beside another random guy and every1 was focused oh till one big titties girl entered the lecture room. According to Beske, all male species in that hall noticed the heavy load that this chick was carrying but most of them being sensible went back to their work.

This idiotic or sharp (depending on how you will see him later) guy sitting beside beske stood up and packed up his things and went to where the girl was sitting and wanted to sit down inside that row too. The girl now not wanting to waste too much time stood up and tried to make space 4 the guy to pass without moving out of her sit. The guy now took advantage of this and rubbed his body on her load and looking on the girl's face, you could see that she was irritated but this my guy was enjoying the feel too much to stop so he continued going back and forth. Some of you girls might react immediately and bitching at the guy too quickly but my chick was very calme and calculating :)

About the third time when the guy wanted to enter again the girl came out for him so his body did not get to feel the girl but luckily for him Nepa took light (if you are nigerian then you know that Nepa fucking up is not unusual). The sharp guy now took advantage of this and went to press the girl without shame. According to beske the girl took it in good stride and did not shout or even acknowledge the guy. So my guy really took his time to play with the big melons.

Finally when nepa brought light, my sharp girl simply packed her books into her bags, removed her wristwatch, gave my idiotic or sharp bretheren (pick the right adjective) two hot dirty slaps in front of about 400 studets and simply carried her load out of the lecture hall.

What do you think? Is The Guy shard or Idiotic & Did the girl handle the situation well?